1
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Tchau!

2
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Ah!

3
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Ah!

4
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[grito]

5
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[grito]

6
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Ah! Eu não acredito nisso.
O que está acontecendo?

7
00:00:55,800 --> 00:00:57,167
Prossiga!

8
00:00:57,267 --> 00:00:58,267
[indistinto]

9
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[risos]

10
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Ah.

11
00:01:01,067 --> 00:01:02,600
Sem piedade!

12
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[suspira]

13
00:01:03,933 --> 00:01:05,500
Ah!

14
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Estou tentando ler.

15
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Saia daqui!

16
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[suspira]

17
00:01:10,367 --> 00:01:11,533
[risos]

18
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Encantador.

19
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Uau!

20
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[ruídos de videogame]

21
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[zomba]

22
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[bebê chora]

23
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Para onde o mundo está chegando?

24
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Ah! Paz.

25
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Shh!

26
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[risos]

27
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Felicidade.

28
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[música liga]

29
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Hummm?

30
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[rindo]

31
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Shh!

32
00:02:03,133 --> 00:02:04,967
Qualquer que seja?

33
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[zomba]

34
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[continua a rir]

35
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Pronto.

36
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[limpa a garganta]

37
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Ah!

38
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[risos]

39
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[a música continua]

40
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[grunhidos irritados]

41
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[risos]

42
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[bip do computador]

43
00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:40,400
Ah!

44
00:02:41,767 --> 00:02:42,800
Oh!

45
00:02:44,333 --> 00:02:46,067
Ok...

46
00:02:50,700 --> 00:02:52,033
Uau!

47
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[risos]

48
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[computador emite um sinal sonoro]

49
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Hã...

50
00:03:04,833 --> 00:03:05,600
Hum...

51
00:03:05,700 --> 00:03:07,800
[suspiros]

52
00:03:07,900 --> 00:03:08,900
[bip]

53
00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:10,400
Ah...

54
00:03:10,500 --> 00:03:11,633
Ah.

55
00:03:12,167 --> 00:03:14,700
Oh. Hum...

56
00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:19,167
Olá.
Eu sou o Feijão. Sr. Feijão.

57
00:03:19,267 --> 00:03:21,367
[risos]

58
00:03:21,467 --> 00:03:24,133
[barulhos de boca]

59
00:03:24,233 --> 00:03:25,667
[murmura]

60
00:03:27,867 --> 00:03:29,067
Sr. Feijão.

61
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[risos, barulhos,
murmura]

62
00:03:35,533 --> 00:03:37,467
[risos,

63
00:03:37,567 --> 00:03:39,000
[bip]

64
00:03:42,467 --> 00:03:44,167
Vamos.

65
00:03:45,533 --> 00:03:46,800
[suspira]

66
00:03:47,333 --> 00:03:47,733
[bip]

67
00:03:47,833 --> 00:03:48,500
Ah!

68
00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:50,667
Sim!

69
00:03:50,767 --> 00:03:52,267
[risos]

70
00:03:57,400 --> 00:03:59,167
[suspira]

71
00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:12,167
[ronca]

72
00:04:12,267 --> 00:04:13,767
[acorda]

73
00:04:13,867 --> 00:04:14,767
Sim!

74
00:04:14,867 --> 00:04:16,300
[risos]

75
00:04:17,900 --> 00:04:19,367
Uh...

76
00:04:19,467 --> 00:04:21,567
O nome é Feijão.

77
00:04:21,667 --> 00:04:23,767
Sr. Feijão.

78
00:04:23,867 --> 00:04:24,833
[risos]

79
00:04:24,933 --> 00:04:26,200
Você! Shhh!

80
00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:28,233
Fora!

81
00:04:28,333 --> 00:04:29,400
Mas, mas, mas eu estava apenas
sobre...

82
00:04:29,500 --> 00:04:30,667
[gritos]

83
00:04:30,767 --> 00:04:33,467
Saia. Saia de cima de mim.

84
00:04:33,567 --> 00:04:35,367
Ai, ai, ai, ai.

85
00:04:36,033 --> 00:04:37,300
Ah.

86
00:04:38,567 --> 00:04:40,567
[suspira]

87
00:04:40,667 --> 00:04:42,000
[bang]

88
00:04:42,100 --> 00:04:43,300
Ah.

89
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[bang]

90
00:04:47,667 --> 00:04:49,067
Ah.

91
00:04:51,100 --> 00:04:57,800
[bipando]

92
00:04:57,900 --> 00:04:59,500
É ele.

93
00:05:00,500 --> 00:05:04,100
[risos]

94
00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:07,300
Ah...

95
00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:10,267
Ei, Sr. Olhar.

96
00:05:10,367 --> 00:05:10,967
[risos]

97
00:05:11,067 --> 00:05:12,900
Boa!

98
00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:14,000
Sim!

99
00:05:14,100 --> 00:05:15,667
[risos]

100
00:05:15,767 --> 00:05:17,133
Hummm.

101
00:05:23,100 --> 00:05:25,000
Boa noite Teddy.

102
00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:30,467
[boceja]

103
00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:37,467
[multidão grita]

104
00:05:37,567 --> 00:05:38,767
[câmera pisca]

105
00:05:39,733 --> 00:05:41,567
[grunhidos assustados]

106
00:05:41,667 --> 00:05:44,300
[chocado]

107
00:05:44,400 --> 00:05:46,333
[multidão gritando,
flashes da câmera]

108
00:05:46,433 --> 00:05:48,367
[suspiros]

109
00:05:51,933 --> 00:05:54,033
O quê?

110
00:05:57,467 --> 00:05:58,067
Huh?

111
00:05:58,167 --> 00:06:00,133
Bom dia.

112
00:06:00,233 --> 00:06:02,933
Uma linda xícara de chá
para você.

113
00:06:03,033 --> 00:06:04,667
Oh!

114
00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:08,233
[suspira]

115
00:06:10,233 --> 00:06:14,167
[TV liga,
música de notícias]

116
00:06:14,267 --> 00:06:18,767
E as últimas notícias,
Sr. Bean com mais de trezentos
e cinquenta milhões de visualizações.

117
00:06:18,867 --> 00:06:21,167
Ah...

118
00:06:25,133 --> 00:06:27,767
Ah.

119
00:06:27,867 --> 00:06:29,900
Eu poderia...

120
00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:31,667
Ah, certamente senhora.

121
00:06:31,767 --> 00:06:32,667
Ah...

122
00:06:32,767 --> 00:06:33,633
Prazer.

123
00:06:33,733 --> 00:06:35,167
[risos]

124
00:06:35,700 --> 00:06:36,500
Ah!

125
00:06:36,600 --> 00:06:37,267
[multidão grita]

126
00:06:37,367 --> 00:06:38,867
Bom dia a todos.

127
00:06:38,967 --> 00:06:41,667
Manhã. Manhã.

128
00:06:41,767 --> 00:06:45,233
Obrigado.
Muito obrigado mesmo.

129
00:06:45,333 --> 00:06:46,933
Ah.

130
00:06:47,033 --> 00:06:48,133
Ai!

131
00:06:48,233 --> 00:06:50,300
[risos]

132
00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:53,200
Obrigado. Obrigado.
Obrigado.

133
00:06:57,500 --> 00:06:58,633
[multidão grita]

134
00:06:58,733 --> 00:06:59,967
Olá. Olá.

135
00:07:00,067 --> 00:07:01,467
Boa noite a todos.

136
00:07:01,567 --> 00:07:02,467
Noite...

137
00:07:02,567 --> 00:07:04,600
Ah sim,
você é meu se eu...

138
00:07:04,700 --> 00:07:06,100
Eu poderia apenas, hum...

139
00:07:06,200 --> 00:07:11,233
Xô, Xô!
Vai! Vai! Vai!

140
00:07:11,333 --> 00:07:15,067
Miseur Feijão.
Por aqui.

141
00:07:15,167 --> 00:07:16,500
Ah, obrigado.

142
00:07:26,567 --> 00:07:29,300
[suspira]

143
00:07:29,400 --> 00:07:32,167
Não, não, não.
Senhor Bean, não, não.

144
00:07:32,267 --> 00:07:35,000
Por aqui.

145
00:07:37,867 --> 00:07:39,467
[risos]

146
00:07:45,767 --> 00:07:47,433
Voilá!

147
00:07:47,533 --> 00:07:49,100
[risos]

148
00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:50,900
Ah.

149
00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:53,100
Hum...

150
00:07:53,200 --> 00:07:54,633
Para Miseur Bean tudo de graça.

151
00:07:54,733 --> 00:07:55,567
[risos]

152
00:07:55,667 --> 00:07:57,300
Ah, obrigado.

153
00:07:57,400 --> 00:08:00,600
De rien miseur. De rien.

154
00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:06,133
[homem] Você poderia assinar isso,
Sr. Feijão?

155
00:08:06,233 --> 00:08:08,333
[murmura]

156
00:08:08,900 --> 00:08:09,800
Ah.

157
00:08:09,900 --> 00:08:11,000
[homem] Vá em frente, Sr. Bean,

158
00:08:11,100 --> 00:08:12,033
assine, por favor.

159
00:08:12,133 --> 00:08:14,033
[suspira]

160
00:08:14,133 --> 00:08:15,167
Ok.

161
00:08:15,267 --> 00:08:16,067
[homem] Adorável.

162
00:08:16,167 --> 00:08:18,067
Ah, obrigado.

163
00:08:18,167 --> 00:08:19,733
[mulher]
Por favor, por favor.

164
00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:21,267
[suspira]

165
00:08:21,367 --> 00:08:23,167
Isso é ridículo.

166
00:08:23,867 --> 00:08:25,067
[bebê chora]

167
00:08:38,500 --> 00:08:40,100
Muito bom.

168
00:08:40,500 --> 00:08:41,500
[sinais[

169
00:08:42,500 --> 00:08:43,633
Ah-ha!

170
00:08:43,733 --> 00:08:45,267
[risos]

171
00:08:45,867 --> 00:08:47,400
[multidão gritando]

172
00:08:47,500 --> 00:08:48,733
[suspira]

173
00:08:53,633 --> 00:08:55,000
[multidão gritando]

174
00:08:56,600 --> 00:08:57,533
Ah.

175
00:08:59,933 --> 00:09:01,033
Ah!

176
00:09:02,300 --> 00:09:04,633
[homem]
Sr. Feijão!

177
00:09:04,733 --> 00:09:06,367
Assine aqui, Sr. Bean.

178
00:09:06,467 --> 00:09:07,767
Sr. Feijão!

179
00:09:07,867 --> 00:09:09,533
[batendo]

180
00:09:09,633 --> 00:09:10,733
Tire-me daqui!

181
00:09:14,633 --> 00:09:15,433
[multidão gritando]

182
00:09:19,367 --> 00:09:23,767
[multidão gritando se aproximando]

183
00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:29,000
[suspira]

184
00:09:29,100 --> 00:09:30,233
[bibliotecário]
Feijão!

185
00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:33,533
[Feijão]
Olá.

186
00:09:33,633 --> 00:09:34,333
[homem] Lá está ele!

187
00:09:34,433 --> 00:09:35,733
Ah!

188
00:09:35,833 --> 00:09:37,067
[homem] Pegue ele!

189
00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:42,733
[multidão] Sr. Bean!

190
00:09:44,767 --> 00:09:47,667
[bip prolongado]

191
00:09:53,633 --> 00:09:59,000
Ah! Foi apenas um sonho.

192
00:09:59,967 --> 00:10:00,867
[o bipe para]

193
00:10:00,967 --> 00:10:02,933
Você. Fora.

194
00:10:03,033 --> 00:10:06,333
Com prazer.

195
00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:08,733
Ah!

196
00:10:08,833 --> 00:10:11,200
[risos]

197
00:10:11,933 --> 00:10:13,367
Olá.

198
00:10:15,467 --> 00:10:16,267
Tarde.

199
00:10:16,367 --> 00:10:18,567
[ruídos de videogame]

200
00:10:21,500 --> 00:10:22,900
Boa tarde.

201
00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:24,833
[homem suspira]

202
00:10:24,933 --> 00:10:26,400
[risos]

203
00:10:26,500 --> 00:10:28,700
Ai!

204
00:10:28,800 --> 00:10:30,233
[risos]

205
00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:00,433
[acidente]